Laura Spills it: We were poisoned at the G8 summit

So former first lady Laura Bush has opened a diplomatic can of worms by writing in her new book that she and her husband were been poisoned during a state visit to a G8 summit in Germany in 2007. Honey, I' sorry but the truth is there are thousands of people worldwide who'd die for the chance of  poisoning that husband of yours... I bet Hugo Chavez was like 'Germans, those lucky Bastards" when he heard about this...

The passage of Spoken From the Heart in which she discusses the incident amounts to the first time that the idea has been floated that George Bush's illness at the summit may have been the result of poisoning. The then US president succumbed to a stomach complaint, as did his wife and several members of their entourage, during a three-day meeting of world leaders in Heiligendamm.

George & Laura Bush arriving at the G8 summit, little did they know their fate

According to the newyorktimes, Laura Bush says that when the American delegation fell sick, the US secret service was called in to investigate but doctors put it down to a virus. "We never learned if any other delegations became ill, or if ours, mysteriously, was the only one," she writes.

You know what this means right, the Germans hate Idiotic presidents, their wives, and their government and decided they could fix the problem of 'idiot running a country' by simply poisoning them and wiping them all out at a go.If they could pass their poisoning techniques to Russia, Iran and Cuba, they'd make billions.  I guess the Germans hate Bush as much as I do, okay i take that back, hate is strong word, rephrase..dislike his methods of handling situations...yeah much better.
So back then when Sarkozy announced the next morning "Bush is slightly indisposed this morning and will rejoin the working meeting as soon as he can." during the meeting
The Germans were like " Damnit, he's one strong baffoon, next time Georgy Porgy, next time" with an evil grin....

Horst Köhler, I betcha i can tell you what he's thinking " Simple task, rat poison, I'm gonna fire whoever screwed this up"