Saturday, March 20, 2010

Amusing Stories from around the Globe


 
Bull Given Viagra to boost Perfomance



Boris the bull that was not able to breed because of a low libido was saved from going to the slaughterhouse after farmer Dave Joyce came up with a novel way of boosting Boris’s sex drive. He gave the bull a herbal
form of Viagra with his food for a week and soon noticed the difference.
Dave Joyce’s assistant Rob found the herbal Viagra tablets on the internet for people who suffer from sexual dysfunction the capsules contain Horny Goat Weed, Cordyceps, Damiana, Avena Sativa and Muira Puama all of which can increase the libido.


Woman gives Birth to strange thing

Believe it or not this is the strange thing a woman in India gave birth to recently. This bizarre tale unfolded in Charikot, the headquarters of Dolakha district. The father was rather happy when the "thing" died a few hours after birth and said that he was relieved that nothing had happend to his wife.

 Stupid Spelling Mistake on Chile's Currency


Some employees of the Chilean mint have been sacked of a spelling mistake on the 50 peso coin, the mint’s general manager and several other employees were fired because the coins which had gone into circulation had the countries name as CHIIE instead of CHILE. The blunder which took over a year to spot became an embarrassment for the Chilean mint because no one noticed the error before the coin went into circulation.As of now they're officially a collector item!

Man saved by Beer Belly!


Landlord Snaz Marti, 43, cheated death thanks to his large midriff when a drunken customer stabbed him with a 3 inch knife. Snaz who is landlord of the Britannia Inn in Gillingham, Kent, said: “The doctor said I could have died but my organs were protected by a bit of extra fat, I’m not massive by any stretch of the imagination – I only weigh 13 stone, but I do have a beer belly and they’re saying that’s what saved me”.




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