Duchess of York Sells Access to Prince Andrew

Okay You know you're broke when you start selling out Access to your ex....You know what they say, when the checks stop coming, all morals go out the window and the Duchess of York proved me right by selling out her ex-hubby....Prince Andrew, Om My Gosh, when you're done for you're done for!!! nothing will bail her out of this one!Sarah Ferguson, 50, was filmed on Tuesday night taking a $40,000 (£27,000) cash down-payment from an undercover News of the World reporter. Duchess believed she was dealing with a rich businessman, was filmed at the secret meeting pocketing an extra $40,000 down-payment in cash.There's no running away from this one ...Gademit those Bastards got it on tape. hahaha...Lucky Sunofagooses!!!When you're broke you gotta make money somehow, we just didn't expect it to be this way Sarah...

This news exactly from News of the world, who'd sent their reporter to set her up, this was sooo hilarious!. She told the News of the world reporter "He knows that he's had to underwrite me up to now because I've got no money. So if you want to meet him in your business. . . you'll get it back tenfold. I can open any door you want." and PROMISED to introduce News of the World to him, CLAIMED she'd help fix lucrative deals and DEMANDED a cut of all profits.
Her price tag for £500,000.!!! Blimey!!!! ( I'm sorry its just that this story goes so well with a British accent, dunno y.)

News of the world began investigating the scandal after a close royal associate blew the whistle and told them Fergie was already cashing in on unknowing Andrew by setting up deals with foreign businessmen. She even claimed she had set up a new company last month to handle the dodgy transactions.And the News of the World has details of TWO tycoons she boasted she had introduced to Prince Andrew

You know I dont wanna be judging anyone coz lets face it we do strange things to make money when we're broke..jis las month I sold some very questionable stuff on amazon...wat can i say  'mwezi dume' ....I mean am not gonna be hypocrite, if I was like bad broke , like starving broke, heck I'd sell out Andrew access anyday...eeeerrrr..well...but i don't think The Duchess was starving broke, starving for Louis V, maybe...
Its just you never think people like ' The Duchess' go dead broke, i thought i was the only one who goes broke and starts selling things and in Sarah's case, people.